What does your Mum like to do? Sleep
How old is your Mum? 44
What is your Mum’s favourite food? Ice cream
What is your favourite thing to do with Mum? Go to the park and feed the ducks
Why do you love your Mum? Because she takes me to the park and lets me feed the ducks, I love it when you take me shopping, I love it when you take me to the mall, I love it when you hug me and kiss me and I love it when I cook with you. That’s a lot of things.
Now ask me how much I care about you.
How much do you care about me?
A google thousand and one hundred
How old are you? 4
What is your favourtie colour? Red
What is your favourite food? Ice cream
What is your favourite game to play? The napping fruit game. Napping fruit game means you eat fruit and go straight to bed. That’s what my favorite game is.
Now I ask questions to you. How much do you care about me?
To the moon and back, moon and back, moon and back
How about to England and back? Cos England is further away than the moon I think.
Last one. What are the rules of this house?
- 1. Don’t hurt Daddy
- 2. Learn how to be a big sister
- 3. Learn how to sleep in my own room
- 4. Don’t bounce on your head
- 5. Don’t poop in Dad’s face. Don’t sit on his head either.